Why you don't take a hungry toddler to the pumpkin patch

Awwww...she's just so stinkin' cute posing with her pumpkin

Let's give her a little one to hold too...

That's not food Lil!

You are obviously up for Parent of the Year when you take a picture of your child trying to eat a dirty pumpkin instead of taking it away from them.

Ahem...