This is a conversation that I overheard between Michael (13) and Matthew (4). Michael was explaining to Matthew about Santa...
Michael: "If you are really good Santa will bring you lots of presents!"
Matthew: (Laughs with excitement)
Michael: "If you are really bad then Santa will come and fart in your stocking."
Matthew: "Na uh!"
Well, there we have it folks...Santa too has felt the pinch of the economy's downturn. He can no longer afford coal so he has turned to a free renewable resource!
I hope you have all been very, very good!