Therefore it was not me that spied a
The gold and black tiger striped, buckle adorned, stiletto heeled creations did not speak to me. I do not hear voices
So, it was not me that had a "had to have them" moment. I have a very strong willpower muscle and do not fall prey to the offerings of the shoe god.
So when the UPS man showed up with my boots
I am classy, and squealing does not equal classy.
Because I always think things through thoroughly before making a decision, I would have realized that gold and black tiger print boots, although super cool, would be more suited for a hooker than a soccer mom.
I wouldn't have been the one left stumped as how to best utilize my boots without looking like a prostitute.
So, when a woman showed up at the Halloween party dressed up like a very stylish witch, wearing the most beautiful boots ever? Well, that most certainly wouldn't have been me...