Pros and cons of dog ownership

Pro: The kids love the dog

Pro: She gives them spit baths so I don't have to bathe them.

What?

I still have to give them baths?

Fine.

Be that way.

Pro: She cleans the kitchen floor.

Hourly.

She takes the kids for walks.

Literally.

You can purchase a cage for the kids and no one will question you.

Kidding...

The dog will go in there on her own too.

To take a break from the kids.

She's no dummy.

The cons?

She snores like a freight train.

And farts like a teenage boy.

Lovely.

So, she fits right in.

She's a keeper.

Welcome home Zoey!