Now the kids
Each year the local college puts on a sale of all the leftover/overstock items. This, my friends, is a really big deal...to Corey. Granted, you can score
The sale starts at 8am and they let 50 or so people in at a time and Corey
Last year, he got a little competitive and it started to show. 5am was when the alarm went off. Not all the kids were willing to forsake their warm beds to tag along. I was with that group, Hellllloooo, warm bed vs. standing in line for several hours in the cold. Hmmm....is that really a dilemma? I think not.
Anywhoo, I had to repress
It couldn't get any worse, right?
This year, the alarm went off at 2am. No, that's not a typo. 2 AM. I'm sorry but that is the middle of the freakin night. What does the A.M. stand for anyway? After midnight? Because there are a lot of times that are A.M. that are respectable. 2 not being one of them. I think that it should be called 2 MON for Middle of the Night because that is what it is! But if you are young and don't have kids it could be 2 JGPS for Just Getting the Party Started. But if you are like me, old and lots of kids, it should be referred to as
2 DBMIYKWGFY as in Don't Bug Me If You Know What's Good For You. Kinda catchy, huh?
Anywhoo, I digress.
So, they got up at 2 MON (are you following along here?),
Was it worth it?
According to them, as they hauled in armload after armload of yellow and green merchandise, the answer was defiantly YES!
Next year? The plan now involves a tent and sleeping overnight.